| Original lyic: - "The Suburbian Clog Dance" (Vocoder version). 1980. |
| We were doing the Suburbian Clog Dance - we were waiting for ages for our chance |
| We were doing the Suburbian Clog Dance - we were waiting for ages for - |
| Can you see a pussy cat chewing on a doggy bone - doing the Suburbian Clog Dance? |
| I can see a pussy cat chewing on a doggy bone - watching suburbia burn! |
| And he's doing the Suburbian Clog Dance - and we're waiting for ages for our chance |
| - doing the Suburbian Clog Dance - we were waiting for ages for- |
| One step two step three step four - Five is the Age that we were waiting for! |
| One step two step three step four - Love is the key to the door... |
| We were doing the Suburbian Clog Dance - we were waiting for ages for our chance |
| We were doing the Suburbian Clog Dance - we were waiting for ages for - |
| Ah, yes but I'm too fat now; never mind the moonshine: - underneath the bedclothes! |
| No Inspector, I'll come quietly - Ta very much now help untie me! |
| Grizzle come Fizzle come follow my whistle and come home with Annie and me! |
| She's so heavy for a kitten and you got your nose bitten - |
| Won't you run and get my slippers for me? |
| 'Cos I'm doing the Suburbian Clog Dance - and it's never very easy on your plates! |
| The answer to the music is the Clog Dance - won't you come along and do it with your mates! |
| Each cast off in its own small theater - never mind the rat race - |
| Think about your trouser leg - I've got a rubber band - thrown away me clothes peg! |
| Slap it on a mini-disc - 'case they want a bootleg! |
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Archetype green planet - blue and white ball - everything is wonderful - |
| So no-one is the fool - Wonder why he's looking good but still he has the blues - |
| You only have to look at his shoes... |
| We were watching the Suburbian Clog Dance - and the people putting weights on their feet - |
| We were making no decisions on the off-chance - the we're not in a position to - |
| See the heavy pussy cat chewing on a doggy bone - doing the Suburbian Clog Dance |
| I can see a pussy cat chewing on a doggy bone - watching suburbia burn! |
| We were doing the Suburbian Clog Dance - everybody has to come along and see - |
| That the answer to the music is the Clog Dance - and the stick money has to come free... |
| (Guess the rest for a prize). Steven R.M. Acworth 1979 (return to Oggy story) |