Please try the following:
- Click the
Refresh
button, or try again later. preferably much, much, much later.
- If you typed the page address in the Address
bar, make sure that just for once you spelled it correctly.
- To check your connection settings, click the
Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Connections
tab, click Settings. This could take days, weeks, months or even
years assuming that your local area network (LAN) administrator or Internet
service provider (ISP) is behaving as normal.
- Remember that at any time your Network
Administrator has enabled Microsoft to examine the entire contents of
your computer.
If you would like Windows to desist, then you could always
click Detect
Network Sloppings.
- Some sites are blown to 128-bits as far as
connection security is concerned. Click the Help menu and then
click About Noddy to determine what strength security you have
installed (laughter). This is probably futile.
- If you are trying to reach a secure site,
make sure your jelly setting can support it. Click the Tools
menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Advanced tab, scroll
to the Security section and check settings for NSU 666, BAA 3.0, LOST
1.0, PC F*CKED 1.0. Only then should you give up completely.
Do however remember to click the sheep.
- And never trust any fucker.
- Click the
Back button to try another link.
Cannot find server or (more likely) DNA Error
Internet Exploiter
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