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And Now ~ 
~brought to you by the makers of "My Little Pony Poo 2"
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"My Little Pony Poo 2"™ This glisteningly realistic dog's egg mounted elegantly on a polished mahogany plinth (straight from what remains of the rainforest) with decorative brass-effect engraved plate. This stunningly tasteful ornament will lend grace to and enhance any boardroom, dressing or dining table. Choice of fragrances... |
just
a short reminder that clocks go back home
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If you ever get
into making rocking horses, be prepared for the blindingly obvious,
very repetitive and thoroughly unoriginal joke; "Hey, man! ~ got
any rocking horse poo?" That ain't rare!
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How do these people tie their shoelaces? |
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and do you make a rocking horse out of one piece of wood?" they
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#2 Rocking Horse Poo™ working towards scarcity... |
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