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Impossible Zebra Art Gallery.

There was an old man of Broadstairs

~ whose Zebra stood on the best chairs ~

~ wore 3d sunglasses and charmed all the lasses,

with bagpipes a-skirling sweet airs.

He'd stand feeling cool on the ice~

~ of a pool thinking "Don't I look nice!"~

~ignoring just whether such things go together~

~you can buy anything for a price...

Hickory Dickory Dock;

the eggs wrapped round the clock.

Inflatable chrome ~

~ was the chair in his home...

& the men in black suits would soon knock.

Teach your sheep to paint:-

Despite being unqualified

- and knowing they'd all think he lied;

in face of derision, he'd made his decision~

~ he'd keep teaching sheep till he died.

It's hard when you're dealing with gripes

~and hampered by hoaxes and hypes.

In face of derision, he'd made his decision~

a zebra just can't change its stripes...

There's no point now going under cover

or trying under water or other

ways of hiding one's light ~

'cos I've published this site

& the truth is now out there ~ oh, shite!

He made all the calls that he could;

~but nobody quite understood

but convinced that one day ~

~ his persistence would pay

& surely one day someone would...

a sense of isolation

Base civilization on dough,

~with a fairly transparent halo;

to oil the wheels~

the goverment steals;

& we all ended up going slow.

At this point, you are allowed a short break to gently stroke my version (in oils) of a famous picture with your mouse.

If you click, you'll have to start thinking all over again.

Note: If you click any of the lakes on this site it will either freeze or take you to another page. If it freezes, click it again to re-activate it.

So tell me a story of spin;

~with the lights on but nobody's in;

the definite article's

made out of particles

and the noise of the lie is a din...

~and I pulled from my pocket a note~

~ with "I Promise to Pay" on it wrote.

Sooner or later ~

~ evaporating paper ~

~ the currency's specified quote.

~and and build me a fine Tokomak~

~ with a "dunny" somewhere out the back.

to flush all the money~

each year'll be more funny;

but the budget will still be a stack.

Dohhh!!!

These graphics done mainly with Micrografx Simply 3d 3