Lost? Go Home!

thank goodness for MicroGrafx3dwell, a big problem, actually...
Not angry yet? Go to Purple Haze(Recent Mail)
 

Recent Email reply re:- ''hanging upside down from a skyhook''.

Yeah, I saw that thing on TV about the obelisk and the draining sand method... hairy!  

They worked hard moving all the sand on that thing! Very clever analysis and "practicals" on their part but I, for one, wouldn't want to stand anywhere near that mother in full swing! 
Your idea about raising the surrounding terrain in a similar way to that for the pyramid construction is surely equally as logical as it is unlikely, maybe... Those ancients were having a laugh I think, much of the time, along the lines of: "Here's something we can do and you can't and until you can, you will not become a Man my son!" (with apologies to Kipling).
 
Let's take just one particular problem regarding "The Great Pyramid":
No writing of any kind anywhere on the inside? (except for one minor piece of graffiti).
What's that about? Just suppose (unlikely in the face of the evidence) Khufu built the thing as a memorial to himself. At least sign your work, mate, or what kind of memorial is that?
 
Jace, would you leave a major painting unsigned?
 
Then there's the "impossible" task of getting the sarcophagus into the "King's Chamber" - except that they did it. Well, don't just leave the argument there 'chris'sake!!!
 
What also makes me suspicious about the whole global shooting match is an all-pervading feeling of naivety in the work. It's like they had the power to do those things with ease and, rather like me with a computer, sat around kicking their heels trying to dream up things to do - just because they could but in their case, "thumbing their noses" to future generations. Certainly this would be true of The Great Pyramid, I think.
 
It all seems very casual to me. But I expect you might ~
no such thing as magic but... 
Then there's the Plains of Nazca; the drawings are so childish in their rendering, yet the scale and impossibility of viewing the work properly from anywhere but several hundred feet up in the air give the lie to the notion that they were plotted out in miniature, then scaled up by graph-squaring process. If that was the case, why not do a decent drawing in the first place - with a little sophistication, at least?
 
There is another of my pet crazy theories that answers this question perfectly and you are about to cop that right now. It's a riot...
 
Throughout the Peruvian jungle there are many ancient & large-scale road constructions.
At first sight, this might indicate that my case for there being flying machines to hand and readily available for domestic use would be completely wrong but the reverse is true if one considers that the people who made them knew that they were soon to lose the levitation facility - possibly because they were running low on "fuel". I would say string of course, but that's just like the whole "Mythical Web Site" thing, like the one described at: 

 http://www.democompany.com

If one really did have ease of and every day access to the air but knew things were soon to change, then it would make perfect sense to prepare for the event - for the coming "stuck-to-the-floor" phase of civilization.

Back to the dreaded wheels lads!

 
Much of the artwork from the Minoan civilization depicts people (or "Gods") apparently flying - and flying upside (head) down at that! They all hold something strange in their hands - something a bit like an axe or cross-type thingy. Now consider the hypothetical case for there being a hand-held tool that is the elusive "flying saucer engine" which is allegedly never found at supposed crash sites ~ and maybe there are crash remains held in secret establishments around the world and maybe not but one thing is clear: if the USAF had found the engine, we would not still be pushing smoke and flames out of the back of our best military aircraft - and those aircraft definitely would not need or use ~
 
swings
 
Ergo: engine not found or at least not found complete and in working order.
 
If you did have the choice of dictating which way is "up" locally and could thus make matter react to the new vector, if you think about it, you could dangle upside down from the tool like in the Knossos engravings , with the tool pointing downward (towards the Earth) and objects would "fall upwards" towards you (and beyond). All matter would be exhibiting a space-time bias toward "yourself" and quite literally you'd be "Bending the Uncertainty Principle With a Probability Set In Your Favour"; - and the subjective result of that conclusion is that there would be no Quantum without Humanity, reinforcing the notion that we would, indeed be, the sons of a God and I don't mind that.
 
Brain-stretching stuff but logical, Captain, logical. 
links.htm 
So we need a lot of gravel and cobblestones for the road building - a tedious and boring,  thoroughly unskilled and undemanding job of work (but somebody's got to do it)
 
~ so send the kids out to where there's loads of the stuff just lying around on the open ground...
 
Nazca Plains pattern making method - collecting stones...
 
While they're out there on the plains, they'll make the job more interesting anyway by sometimes not just flying back and forth in straight lines, picking up ever-accumulating "dirtballs", but doodling around, making pictures on the ground ~ 

~ as you would at the end of the day

~ but at least you'd bring home the gravel... (check out the mouse over below)~

 
 mouse over should image swap ~ if clicked, go to site index...
 
I know you could make a brilliant job of this graphic Jace (and so could I) but I just bashed it out quickly to illustrate the point.
 
Are you surprised people don't take me seriously? Worse still...

stevemoi...

stroke a rainbow...