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(From: NEN, New Energy News, Vol. 3, No. 6, November 1995, pp. 4-5.)
DID YOU KNOW . . .
* that Albert Einstein was considered retarded, Isaac Newton was thought to be a slow learner, Joseph Priestly (the discoverer of oxygen) never took a science course, and Louis Pasteur got a C in chemistry.
* that in 1876 when G. G. Hubbard learned of his future son-in-law's invention, he called it "only a toy." This daughter was engaged to a young man named Alexander Graham Bell.
* that in 1969 the New York Times published an apology for once printing derisive comments about an inventor's theory. Robert Goddard was on the receiving end of the Time's criticism of his contention that rockets could operate in outer space. The apology was printed the day after Apollo 11 left earth orbit for the moon.
* that in the early 1940's a GE engineer was charged with a task of utmost importance to the war effort: develop a cheap substitute for rubber that would be used to produce tires, gas masks, and a whole host of military gear. James Wright tackled the task diligently -- and wound up inventing Silly Putty. Good thing he didn't work on the artificial heart.
* that neither Wilber nor Orville Wright graduated from high school. However, they were both avid readers.
* that Charles Goodyear began his experiments on rubber in a debtors' prison. He was there so often that he referred to it as his "hotel."
* that Darryl F. Zanuck of 20th Century Fox thought TV was just a passing fancy. In 1946 he said, 'Video won't be able to hold any market after the first six months. People will soon get tired of staring at a plywood box every night."
* that in the fall of 1989 the Cold Fusion panel of the Energy Research Advisory Board to the DOE concluded, "The panel recommends against special funding for the investigation of phenomena attributed to cold fusion."
What is believed to be "common knowledge" is NOT ALWAYS truly "correct" in the long run.
Consider the following two quotes from sources of authority (?pathological skeptics) from about a century ago:
"... after a few more flashes in the pan, we
shall hear very little more of Edison or his electric lamp. Every claim he
makes has been tested and proved impracticable."
- New York Times, January 16, 1880.
"Professor Goddard ... does not know the relation
of action to reaction ... he only seems to lack the knowledge ladled out daily
in our high schools."
- New York Times, January 13, 1920.
"Heavier- than- air flying machines are impossible."
- Lord Kelvin, President, Royal Society, 1895.
"There is no likelihood that man can ever tap
the power of the atom"
- Robert Millikan, Nobel Prize physicist, 1923.
"There is no hope for the fanciful idea of reaching
the moon because of insurmountable barriers to escaping the earth's gravity"
- Dr. F. R. Moulton, University of Chicago astronomer, 1932.
"I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal
hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."
- Thomas Jefferson. ALWAYS.
"We will either find a way, or make one."
- Hannibal, 210 B.C.
"The greatest of all sacrifices is the sacrifice
of time..."
- Plutarch.
"There is nothing more difficult to plan, more
doubtful of success, nor more dangerous to manage than the creation of a new
system. For the initiator has the enmity of all who would profit by the preservation
of the old system and merely lukewarm defenders in those who would gain by
the new one."
- Machiavelli (1513).
"We have it in our power to begin the world again."
- Thomas Paine, Common Sense, 1776.
"Don't go where the path leads. Rather go where
there is no path and leave a trail."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson.
"What is wanted is not the will to believe, but
the will to find out, which is the exact opposite."
- Bertrand Russell
"We are but cogwheels in the medium of the universe,
and it is...an unavoidable consequence of the laws governing that the pioneer
who is far in advance of his age is not understood and must suffer pain and
disappointment and be content with the higher reward which is accorded to
him by posterity."
- Nikola Tesla.
"Far better to dare mighty things, to win glorious
triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor
spirits who neither enjoy much, nor suffer much, because they live in the
gray twilight that knows not victory or defeat."
- Theodore Roosevelt.
"All progress resulted from people who took unpopular
positions."
- Adlai Stevenson
"You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination
is out of focus."
- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens).
"When a true genius appears, you can know him
by this sign: That all the dunces are in a confederacy against him!"
- Jonathan Swift.
"I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything
to do with it."
- Erwin Schrodinger talking about Quantum Mechanics.
"As far as the Laws of Mathematics refer to Reality,
they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to
Reality"
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955).
"Only two things are certain: the Universe and
human stupidity; and I'm not certain about the Universe"
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955).
"Relativity seemed to impress him, however at
this point I no longer understood my theory"
- Albert Einstein, upon reading a 1907 paper of Minkowski's transformation
of his Special Relativity theory into mathematical terms relating to the four
dimensions X, Y, Z, and T (Minkowski was Einstein's former mathematics teacher).
"You can never solve a problem with the same
kind of thinking that created the problem in the first place"
- Albert Einstein.
"A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing
its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents
eventually die, and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it"
- Max Planck
"Every creative act involves a new innocence
of perception liberated from the cataract of accepted belief."
- Unknown.
"Never express yourself more clearly than you
think"
- Neils Bohr (1885-1962).
"My advice to those who wish to learn the art
of scientific prophecy is not to rely on abstract reason, but to decipher
the secret language of Nature from Nature's documents, the facts of experience."
- Born's 1943 address to the Durham Philosophical Society.
"The most exciting phrase to hear in science,
the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it) - but
'That's funny...'"
- Isaac Asimov.
"A sufficiently high level of technology is indistinguishable
from magic."
- Arthur C. Clarke.
"The obvious is that which is never seen until
someone expresses it simply."
- Christian Morgenstern
"If common sense is so common, why do so few
have it?"
- Glen and Mary Tuttle, 1997.
"This page underscores the fact that the price
of true innovation is the scorn of the status quo. However, innovation, whether
it be technological, philosophical, artistic, or cultural, as absolutely necessary
to the viability of society."
- Richard Shultz, 1996.
"At any given time in history, science was only
so far advanced and sometimes violently denied the findings of advanced thinkers
- only to come back later to the exact same point - to prove now the truth
of what was previously denied."
- Bernd Nurnberger, Yokohama, Japan, 1996.
"Science is a way to teach how something gets
to be known, what is not known, to what extent things are known (for nothing
is known absolutely), how to handle doubt and uncertainty, what the rules
of evidence are, how to think about things so that judgements can be made,
how to distinguish truth from fraud, and from show."
- Richard Feynman (date unknown).
"Some things have to be believed to be seen."
- Poltergeist (Screenplay to the MGM/UA film production and VHS videotape,
1987).
"Grant shook his head. It's been discussed, in
the field. Many people imagined it was coming. But not so soon." "Story of
our species, Malcolm said laughing. Everybody knows it's coming, but not so
soon."
- Crichton, Michael (Jurassic Park, Ballantine Books, 1990).
"It has been said that science is man's futile
attempt to understand Nature. While it becomes important to learn, understand,
and apply science in our everyday lives, it is equally important to continue
the pursuit of unraveling the secrets of Nature."
- Patrick Bailey (ISNE 1993, from Forward 1).
"Woe to you, you blind leaders of a hoard of
blind, who say: 'This should be done and that should not be left undone.'
You only represent a false teaching and ignore the laws of Creation."
- Rashid, Isa (The Talmud of Jmmanuel, 24:29-30, 1990, Wild Flower Press,
PO Box 230893, Tigard, Oregon, 97224).
"But goodness alone is never enough. A hard,
cold wisdom is required for goodness to accomplish good."
- Jubal Harshaw (Stranger In A Strange Land, by Robert A. Heinlein, Berkley
Books, paperback, 1982).
"Waiting Is."
- Valentine Michael Smith (Stranger In A Strange Land, by Robert A. Heinlein,
Berkley Books, paperback, 1982).
"The willing, Destiny guides them; the unwilling,
Destiny drags them."
- Seneca the Younger (c.4B.C. - A.D. 65).
"Radio has no future."
- Lord Kelvin, Scottish physicist, 1897.
"Everything that can be invented has been invented."
- Charles H. Duell, U.S. Commissioner of Patents, 1899.
"Man will not fly for 50 years."
- Orville Wright, aviation pioneer, 1901.
"My imagination refuses to see any sort of submarine
doing anything but suffocating its crew and floundering at sea."
- Jules Verne, author of "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea," 1800's.
"What use could this company make of an electrical
toy [telephone]?"
- William Orton, President of WESTERN UNION.
"The horse is here to stay the automobile is
only a fad."
- Advice given by the President of MICHIGAN SAVINGS BANK to Horace Rackham,
lawyer of Henry Ford.
"Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military
value."
- Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre,
1911.
"Nobody now fears that a Japanese fleet could
deal an unexpected blow on our Pacific possessions. Radio makes surprise impossible."
- Josephus Daniels, U.S. Secretary of the Navy, 1922.
"The election of Hoover should result in continued
prosperity for 1929."
- Roger Babson, financial statistician.
"Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently
high plateau."
- Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics, YALE UNIVERSITY, 1929.
"Germany is unable to wage war."
- David Lloyd George, British Prime Minister, 1934.
"[Concerning television], people will soon get
tired of staring at a plywood box every night."
- Darryl F. Zanuck, 20TH CENTURY FOX, 1946 (JG).
"[Man will never reach the Moon] regardless of
all future scientific advances."
- Dr. Lee de Forest, a father of radio, 1967.
"Furious activity is no substitute for understanding."
- H. H. Williams.
"Scientists are like atomic nuclei. They are
more easily split than fused."
- Charles Osgood. [NEN Vol. 5, No. 9, Jan. 1998.]
"There's no such thing as intelligence, a capacity
for learning, or a general ability to imitate role models. The mind is more
like a Swiss army knife: a large set of gadgets - language being one of them."
- S. Pinker. [NEN Vol. 5, No. 9, Jan. 1998.]
"The purpose of a university is to make students
safe for ideas - not ideas safe for students."
- Clark Kerr, former president of the University of California.
"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to
be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently
of no value to us."
- Western Union internal memo, 1876.
"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial
value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?"
- David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in
the radio in the 1920s.
"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"
- H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927.
"I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling
on his face and not Gary Cooper."
- Gary Cooper on his decision not to take the leading role in "Gone With The
Wind."
"The concept is interesting and well-formed,
but in order to earn better than a 'C,' the idea must be feasible."
- A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith's paper
proposing reliable overnight delivery service. (Smith went on to found Federal
Express Corp.)
"A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market
research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies
like you make."
- Response to Debbi Fields' idea of starting Mrs. Fields' Cookies.
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music
is on the way out."
- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
"If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done
the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do
this."
- Spencer Silver on the work that led to the unique adhesives for 3M Post-
It "Notepads."
"Professor Goddard does not know the relation
between action and reaction and the need to have something better than a vacuum
against which to react. He seems to lack the basic knowledge ladled out daily
in high schools."
- 1921 New York Times editorial about Robert Goddard's revolutionary rocket
work.
"You want to have consistent and uniform muscle
development across all of your muscles? It can't be done. It's just a fact
of life. You just have to accept inconsistent muscle development as an unalterable
condition of weight training."
- Response to Arthur Jones, who solved the "unsolvable" problem by inventing
Nautilus.
"Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground
to try and find oil? You're crazy."
- Drillers who Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist to his project to drill for
oil in 1859.
"Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous
fiction."
- Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse, 1872
"The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever
be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon."
- Sir John Eric Ericksen, British surgeon, appointed Surgeon- Extraordinary
to Queen Victoria, 1873.
"I think there is a world market for maybe five
computers."
- Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
"Computers in the future may weigh no more than
1.5 tons."
- Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949
"I have traveled the length and breadth of this
country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing
is a fad that won't last out the year."
- The editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957
"But what ... is it good for?"
- Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting
on the microchip.
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer
in their home."
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"640K ought to be enough for anybody."
- Bill Gates, 1981
"So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got
this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think
about funding us? Or we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our
salary, we'll come work for you.' And they said, 'No.' So then we went to
Hewlett- Packard, and they said, 'Hey, we don't need you. You haven't got
through college yet.'"
- Apple Computer Inc. founder Steve Jobs on attempts to get Atari and HP interested
in his and Steve Wozniak's personal computer.
"If it can't be done, it interests me."
- Joseph Newman.
The cynical and bureaucratic resistance to innovation
has its roots in negativism - which is the antithesis of such innovation.
All too often a bureaucrat's non-creative solution to a problem facing humanity
is to pass more political laws and regulations that only serve to restrict
the creativity of us all - in other words, the motto of the bureaucrat is:
"everything that is not forbidden is compulsory."
- Evan Soule, introducing Joseph Newman, 1998.
"Actually, I have found that this opposition
happens in a certain sequence: First there exists the innovation; Then some
ridicule the innovation of being "impossible"; Then others attempt to steal
the innovation and claim it as their own; Then, much later, when the innovation
is in full use throughout society, there are those people who talk about the
innovation and say, 'What's the big deal? It is obvious. Everybody knows that.'"
- Evan Soule, introducing Joseph Newman, 1998.
"Will future generations look back at the history
of American Innovation and describe it as follows: 'Such innovation was born
in the resiliency of the Pioneer, and died in the suffocating arms of cynics
and bureaucrats.'"
- Evan Soule, introducing Joseph Newman, 1998.
"The finished prototype of what I teach will
change the world drastically for the good of humanity, more so than any invention
before this time."
- Joseph Newman.
"The future of the human race may be dramatically
uplifted by the large-scale, commercial development of this invention."
- One physicist who worked extensively with Joseph Newman.
"You have opened an area in Astrophysics
which may revolutionize the magnetic energy problems which is now the most
paramount problem in future energy and space travel. I do believe with proper
research funds, the results would not only be a great financial boon to your
financiers, but would lead to developments that will be practical and beneficial
to all mankind and develop a new step in science."
- Dr. E. L. Moragne, a pioneer in the development of the first atomic bomb,
wrote to Joseph Newman.
"Given Clear Observation, we shall see."
- Patrick Bailey, on Joseph Newman's Work, Sept. 1998.
-Professor Andrew Steer - sonoluminescence expert, November 2001.
- Hugh M. McNally - an authority on something or other... 25th. October 2001.
- just about all of the 'experts', consistently over a 10 year period - with the benefit of the most sophisticated measuring and test equipment available to science at their disposal... (arrow head? What arrow head?)
Doohhh!!! (Homer Simpson).